CHIASMUS
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. ~Joey Adams
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. ~JFK
Love makes time pass, Time makes love pass. ~Victor Hugo
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull. ~H. L. Mencken
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
Better a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. ~William Safire
Here's champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.
It made Rich gay, and Gay rich.
The two greatest highway menaces are drivers under 25 going over 65, and drivers over 65 driving under 25. ~Anonymous
Beauty sounds as ugly as ugliness sounds beautiful. ~Max Beerbohm
A scout troop consists of 12 little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ~Jack Benny
Architect, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. ~Ambrose Pierce
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. ~Ambrose Bierce
You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. ~Ray Bradbury
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. ~Lenny Bruce
They have to be extra careful with those two-way words. I mean, they can prick their finger, but they can't finger their prick. ~George Carlin
Have you noticed that your shit is stuff and their stuff is shit? ~George Carlin
Errol Flynn died on a 70-foot boat with a 17-year-old girl. Walter has always wanted to go that way, but he's going to settle for a 17-footer with a 70-year-old. ~Betsy Maxwell Cronkite
As a young man I used to have four supple members and a stiff one. Now I have four stiff and one supple. ~Henri-Eugene duc d'Aumale
Whether a man's lust for big-breasted women is a hunger for mountains or his hunger for mountains is a lust for big-breasted women is a moot question. ~Brendan Francis
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy). ~Randy Hanzlick
Other men live to eat, I eat to live. ~Socrates
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5, and ends giving $5 worth for $500. ~Benjamin H. Brewster
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West
Life resembles a novel more than novels resemble life. ~George Sand
It is as difficult for the good to suspect evil as it is for the evil to suspect good. ~Cicero
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. ~Dr. Johnson
This man I thought had been a Lord among wits; But, I find, he is only a wit among Lords! ~Samuel Johnson
The conservative leader often has to choose between those who are loyal and not bright and those who are bright but not loyal. ~Richard Nixon
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. ~Mae West
Well, for those that like that sort of thing, I should think that is just the sort of thing they should like. ~Abraham Lincoln
It is not my interest to pay the principal; nor is it my principle to pay the interest. ~Richard Brinsley Sheridan
It is not enough to preach about family values, we must value families. ~Hillary Rodham Clinton
Speaker Newt Gingrich says that what is wrong with the present system is not that people abuse welfare but that welfare abuses people. ~Daniel Schorr
This is about principled compromise, not compromised principle. ~John Hume
We will lead with the power of our example, but be prepared, when necessary, to make an example of our power. ~Bill Clinton
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Quitters never win and winners never quit.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Is man one of God's blunders, or God one of man's blunders? ~Nietzsche
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults. ~Peter De Vries |